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Bonjour!

I have no idea why I feel like speaking French today, but I do... So there!!! Lol, well, where do I start?

Well, since last I wrote, we, (Leroy and I.) have:

Gone to a wedding,

Been to Mill Ave. in Tempe,

Watched movies,

Shopped in preparation for our Flagstaff trip in a week or so,

Talked a person off a ledge,

Saved a child from a burning building,

Rescued a gaggle of geese from a over-polluted pond, who were struck blind and deaf from said polluted pond,

Adopted an obese Chinchilla, named him Cedric,

Swam in the Chattahoochee River,

Base-jumped from a 80 story building,

Went on a hot air balloon expedition to save panda bears in China,

Lulled an ancient demon named Machelzidek to another stint of 1,000 year slumber in the depths of Tartarus in the underworld,

Swam in a swimming pool filled with caramel and baby ducks,

Lit candles for the mutant orphans of Paris in the catacombs,

Went on Fear Factor, won.

Sang the "Let's count the spots on a baby giraffe" song, to the delight of many handicapped Chimpanzees,

Hula Hooped with Betty White at her house in the Cayman Islands,

Successfully de-tangled a 1972 Barbies hair,

Interviewed a vampire,

Taught a mouse to play Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" on a full size flute,

Played patty cake with a TMNT, (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle... yes, they are still around. Just have to know where to look.)

Drank a whole oil drum filled with something called "Rompope",

Helped a lady in a taxi birth a child, (She named the baby after me),

Performed successful laser eye surgery  on the a fore mentioned blind geese, gave the president of the United States the bill,

Met Abba, My life is now complete:)

Negotiated world peace with the world leaders in an Ihop,

Ate pancakes at Ihop,

Purchased a flame thrower, potato cannon, and grenade launcher,

Competed against the man from Man vs. Food, and won.

Have successfully made you read all my outlandish and somewhat fictionalized accomplishments,:)

Just a forewarning, I am thinking about taking my blog in a different direction, including facts, and fiction, seamlessly, and not-so-seamlessly woven together:)

Until next time,

Xo Xo,