A long time comin'

Hey there bloggeroonies!

Yes, I invented a word for my darling followers.

sorry for not writing lately, just seems like there's never  enough time in the day to get everything done and have time to write about it.

Well, well, what has happened since last I wrote you ask? Life goes on as normal, work, work, more work, an occasional bout of the nasty cold, (Still suffering:( ) and sometimes, play.

Let's talk more about the play, shall we?

Not last weekend, but the weekend before that we went to the Mocombo to a local girls sweet 16 party. Not a lot of people were there when we got there, but it was still fun. Had a few friends over afterward to play some card games, and so went that night.

This last weekend proved to be a much better time. There was a "Coming of Age" party for another local girl at the same place, The Mocombo, and we went to that and I danced ALL NIGHT LONG, (Believe me, I paid for it. My legs were sore for three days afterward.) I was hanging out with my husband, Blanca and Jackie. So much fun.

On Wednesday, James and I went to Phoenix to run some errands and to watch a couple of movies. It was a fun day. We rode the stageline up at six in the morning. We watched The Roommate and Hall Pass. Both were really good. It was weird to see Leighton Meester, (Blair for Gossip Girl) as a psycho roommate, but then again, looking at her character in Gossip girl, it isn't that far of a leap.

And tonight we, James, his mom, and I went to James' brothers house to celebrate his brothers Fiance's Birthday. It was fun, had a BBQ, and had cake and ice cream after Carol blew out her candles.

And of course who could forget the list.

What list, you ask?

Do you really want me to list all the insane and semi-fictitious events that have passed in the last month?

Are you sure?

Well, Okay, I guess if you really want me to...

Here goes.

Over the past month James and I have:

1. Painted a landscape of the Pentagon for the queen of England.

2. Fought off a deadly half tarantula/ half scorpion creature from Algeria.

3. Accidentally helped the polar bears on their way to endangerment, by unwittingly causing an oil rig to explode in the Atlantic,  that was, for some reason, carrying a massive amount of cheap hair spray,thus speeding up global warming.

4. Discovered the true story of Dracula, (He was very misunderstood, to put it mildly. Don't believe what you heard about him.)

5. Kissed a frog that, upon being kissed, turned into the dark sorcerer named  Rasputin. That was a messy situation to get out of. I won't go into detail, but let's just say I won't be able to look at Peanut Butter the same way ever again.

6. Exorcised a Nephilim  from the body of a old tap dancing lady. The lady was being danced to death, we couldn't have that, could we?

7. Fished for Butterflies.

8. Jump roped with little girls in Brooklyn. Big mistake. Turns out they just wanted to get us in a compromising position so they could then bind us with said Jump ropes and proceed to smack us with some fish that looked suspiciously like Tuna, while stealing our wallets.

9. Talked to Betty Crocker.  She is a real person! Who knew?

10. Ganged up with some angry birds to rough up some greedy, egg-stealing pigs.

And many more things that are either too long to list, or not for mortal eyes.

Well until next time,

Ciao!!!